This begs for a photoshopped Darth Vader helmet

For me anyway, my loss of interest in the DOOM franchise began when they started dehumanizing the Doom Marine and started stacking fantasy/medieval elements to the main protagonist and his arsenal. They turned a futuristic space marine who just got punished for punching an officer into some sort of fantastic demigod thing. It got really bad in Doom Eternal already.

I like my DOOM games when it is a battle of sci-fi military forces against demonic forces. Human technology versus the hordes of hell. But now with Dark Ages Bethesda turned the franchise into a more violent and edgy Skyrim.

Is that a Chad Grinch?

Good news. Whoever still thought it was still possible to get some slack by kissing Trump’s ass are now fully caught up with the reality that he is an unreasonable prick.

Now the real decoupling of economies from the US can begin.

I’m still waiting for Trump to share his narcissistic personality disorder diagnosis.

Trump is so close to realizing that big corporations and billionaires are only there to extract as much wealth from its customers and employees as possible and that they don’t give a single crap about them. So close.

Putin stole Trump’s elevator shoes

“Sorry, your house is now overstepping property lines. You must now destroy it and rebuild it 6 feet to the right”

Doesn’t the real Air Force One have a wide array of highly specialized equipment and systems that allows it to act as a highly survivable command center in all situations? Things like encrypted communications arrays, air refueling capability, self defense systems and electronic warfare systems to name a few.

That fancy airplane they’re giving as a blatant bribe has none of those things. It’s just kitted out with useless bougie crap for rich cunts to show off.

Wait until we learn that India and Pakistan will have to cede territory to Russia somehow.

Which is dumb because you can clearly tell whether you had the blank or not from the amount of recoil.

News title coming soon: “MAGA assault on the Vatican repelled by halberds”

Being the convicted rapist that he is, Trump can’t take no for an answer.

Teams will die for Copilot somehow.

Imagine if he fails to be elected again in the partials

The most infuriating part is that they call it an “upgrade”

Hence why they very rarely include expandable storage as an option on their devices. Gotta overcharge the suckers for a laughably small increase in storage space. Or even better: Have them pay monthly fees for cloud storage.

WTF happened to the “need to know” basis?

In a properly functioning government, the very fact that he even tried to access this extremely sensitive information that he has absolutely no need for to perform his supposedly official functions should be a gigantic red flag that at the very least get him investigated, leading to his dismissal and even possibly criminal charges. Especially with his obvious conflicts of interests with the CCP.

“Wait a minute. Are we the baddies?”

Ferengi Q-Tip